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PISSED.

Yet cool-headed.

I told myself, I shan't bother to make myself angry over such trivial matters. He claimed that I'm a freaking "gor dong" (antique, old fashioned). Fine then. Fuck him in the arse. He ain't any better.

*sniggers*


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I was on the bus today when coincidence of coincidences, I saw a friend. Nah, he can't be called MY friend. It should be my FRIEND'S friend. And he just so happen to be a so called "lan jiao lang".

Thinks highly of himself.

Always tries to talk with an ang moh accent which he suck in, and seeks to conjure an air of supremacy when together with a group of friends.

Likes to act high class, this one bad, that one not good. HE HIMSELF BEST LA!

Anyway, let's talk about the little conversation we had.

I tried to avoid him by not looking towards his direction and guess what? He shouted across the bus, as if there were no passengers on board :

"Hey, Sum Bor! (Skinny)

I swear I would have kicked his arse had I know him better, as in not just hi-bye friends.

I turned around, showed a nonchalant face, smiled and walked towards him.

"Hey, finish school liao ah?"

"Ya, I'm heading home now, you?"

"Ya, going home too."

After which, a momentary silence was observed by the 2 of us.

Wanted to avoid chatting with him, I then dug into my bag and took out my discman. The moment he saw it, his "golden" mouth opened yet again :

"Oh man, you're still using discman? What century already? People use Mp3 player now, lao gor dong lehx you."

Yeah man, he only know how to say, but I don't see him flaunting any Mp3 player to me, not even a freaking walkman, and he had the audacity to comment on my discman. Oh my god, he should really just go to hell.

Didn't wanna continue a meaningless conversation, cos I know he would have 1001 things to shoot me back had I replied to that. I just smiled and plugged the earphones into my ears.

For the rest of the journey, I got more and more agitated and felt rather uneasy. I wondered why didn't I shoot him back just then, instead allowing him to "suan" me just like that.

I continue to indulge myself in my music, and thought of a funny scenario if I really wanted to be REALLY bad. Tsk tsk...

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I have a blog. Doesn't everyone? You mean you don't? How uncool are you? Not having your own blog is like not having your own Gmail account.

What? You don't have Gmail either? My God, what are you? A caveman?

No problem la, I'll send you an invite. You do have an internet account, right?

That's a relief. What's your broadband speed? 1.5 meg? Cable? The least 512K?

Huh? You're using a dial-up? You mean to say, you still have a land line? How retro.

Wait, you're still using wires? Thats horrible, but you do have a handphone don't you? Good! Take a picture of me.

Ah? You can't take pictures with your phone? Then what's the point of having a handphone?

You mean you actually use a camera to take pictures? Nice "concept" yeh.

*Snap*

Let me see the picture. Where's the little LCD screen on the camera? What do you mean I have to wait for the photos to be developed? Film? Your camera uses film? I weep for you.

HA! HA! HA!

Next thing you'll be telling me, is you listen to CDs. Where's your Mp3 player? Oh! You don't have one? Trust you to comment on my discman.

Oh I see, you actually buy whole albums. I have 2 words for you: iPod and download.

Now now, what's this? A video cassette recorder? You really should donate it to the museum, Ah gong, along with your cartridges and vinyl records. Tape is so last millenium.

Oh, so you buy DVDs to watch movies also yeh? Its good to support original, and make a hole in your pocket. So how's your surround sound at home?

Alamak! Your "entertainment centre" has only 2 speaks ah? It's ok. I'm glad that it ain't mono.

Where's your computer? Oh there it is! What's with the cathode ray tube? I have 3 words for you dude: Flat screen monitor. My goodness, your mouse and keyboard - more wires. Wireless just doesn't refer to radio anymore you know? Hey! This is the 21st century. Gawd, your mouse still have "balls". Well done mate!

OUCH! My ears, what's that awful screeching noise? The modem? Oh sorry hor, I forgot you're still using dial-up.

How do you live like this? Like an animal?

Hey! Do you watch Naruto? It's the "in" anime now. I'm already downloading it. Oh you don't? Don't worry, let me download it for you.

There you are, it has a total of 115 episodes so far. Judging by your bit rate, I'd say this will roughly take 1000 years. Happy downloading!

Forget it, I'll Gmail you. Oh yeah, by the way, did I mention I have a blog?

You should start one Wei Xiang.

And name it, "My no-life account".

Good day. Byebye.

*grins*


PS: I really hope you see this, albeit I think you don't have my blog address. Too bad.


I FEEL GOOD. Oh yeah yeah SOoOOOoO GOOD!
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