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Yay! Finally I can put aside those piles of notes and enjoy the long weekend.

Term test over!!

And I'm glad to say that for the first time in poly, I'm confident that I can pass all my term test subjects, albeit I had MC for one of the 4 papers. :p

Sigh... even though next week is term break, I have to return to school for most of the days to finish up my FYP. Kinda sad. Had I been more hardworking and made the effort to do it last semester, I wouldn't have to stress myself out to finish it this sem. Too bad, what's done couldn't be undone. I guess I just have to bite my teeth and overcome this last hurdle.

AND GET THE FUCK OUT OF POLY.

Heh... haven't slept well for the past week. Shan't blog any further. Too shackled and burned out. I will be back after I've relax myself THOROUGHLY this weekend.

By the way,

Selamat Hari Raya Haji to all malay fellows. :)

Enjoy the weekend guys, it's time to ROCK and ROLL!!
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PISSED.

Yet cool-headed.

I told myself, I shan't bother to make myself angry over such trivial matters. He claimed that I'm a freaking "gor dong" (antique, old fashioned). Fine then. Fuck him in the arse. He ain't any better.

*sniggers*


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I was on the bus today when coincidence of coincidences, I saw a friend. Nah, he can't be called MY friend. It should be my FRIEND'S friend. And he just so happen to be a so called "lan jiao lang".

Thinks highly of himself.

Always tries to talk with an ang moh accent which he suck in, and seeks to conjure an air of supremacy when together with a group of friends.

Likes to act high class, this one bad, that one not good. HE HIMSELF BEST LA!

Anyway, let's talk about the little conversation we had.

I tried to avoid him by not looking towards his direction and guess what? He shouted across the bus, as if there were no passengers on board :

"Hey, Sum Bor! (Skinny)

I swear I would have kicked his arse had I know him better, as in not just hi-bye friends.

I turned around, showed a nonchalant face, smiled and walked towards him.

"Hey, finish school liao ah?"

"Ya, I'm heading home now, you?"

"Ya, going home too."

After which, a momentary silence was observed by the 2 of us.

Wanted to avoid chatting with him, I then dug into my bag and took out my discman. The moment he saw it, his "golden" mouth opened yet again :

"Oh man, you're still using discman? What century already? People use Mp3 player now, lao gor dong lehx you."

Yeah man, he only know how to say, but I don't see him flaunting any Mp3 player to me, not even a freaking walkman, and he had the audacity to comment on my discman. Oh my god, he should really just go to hell.

Didn't wanna continue a meaningless conversation, cos I know he would have 1001 things to shoot me back had I replied to that. I just smiled and plugged the earphones into my ears.

For the rest of the journey, I got more and more agitated and felt rather uneasy. I wondered why didn't I shoot him back just then, instead allowing him to "suan" me just like that.

I continue to indulge myself in my music, and thought of a funny scenario if I really wanted to be REALLY bad. Tsk tsk...

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I have a blog. Doesn't everyone? You mean you don't? How uncool are you? Not having your own blog is like not having your own Gmail account.

What? You don't have Gmail either? My God, what are you? A caveman?

No problem la, I'll send you an invite. You do have an internet account, right?

That's a relief. What's your broadband speed? 1.5 meg? Cable? The least 512K?

Huh? You're using a dial-up? You mean to say, you still have a land line? How retro.

Wait, you're still using wires? Thats horrible, but you do have a handphone don't you? Good! Take a picture of me.

Ah? You can't take pictures with your phone? Then what's the point of having a handphone?

You mean you actually use a camera to take pictures? Nice "concept" yeh.

*Snap*

Let me see the picture. Where's the little LCD screen on the camera? What do you mean I have to wait for the photos to be developed? Film? Your camera uses film? I weep for you.

HA! HA! HA!

Next thing you'll be telling me, is you listen to CDs. Where's your Mp3 player? Oh! You don't have one? Trust you to comment on my discman.

Oh I see, you actually buy whole albums. I have 2 words for you: iPod and download.

Now now, what's this? A video cassette recorder? You really should donate it to the museum, Ah gong, along with your cartridges and vinyl records. Tape is so last millenium.

Oh, so you buy DVDs to watch movies also yeh? Its good to support original, and make a hole in your pocket. So how's your surround sound at home?

Alamak! Your "entertainment centre" has only 2 speaks ah? It's ok. I'm glad that it ain't mono.

Where's your computer? Oh there it is! What's with the cathode ray tube? I have 3 words for you dude: Flat screen monitor. My goodness, your mouse and keyboard - more wires. Wireless just doesn't refer to radio anymore you know? Hey! This is the 21st century. Gawd, your mouse still have "balls". Well done mate!

OUCH! My ears, what's that awful screeching noise? The modem? Oh sorry hor, I forgot you're still using dial-up.

How do you live like this? Like an animal?

Hey! Do you watch Naruto? It's the "in" anime now. I'm already downloading it. Oh you don't? Don't worry, let me download it for you.

There you are, it has a total of 115 episodes so far. Judging by your bit rate, I'd say this will roughly take 1000 years. Happy downloading!

Forget it, I'll Gmail you. Oh yeah, by the way, did I mention I have a blog?

You should start one Wei Xiang.

And name it, "My no-life account".

Good day. Byebye.

*grins*


PS: I really hope you see this, albeit I think you don't have my blog address. Too bad.


I FEEL GOOD. Oh yeah yeah SOoOOOoO GOOD!
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Frankly speaking, I have never been so eagerly anticipating for Chinese New Year before.

I've absooolootly no idea why am I feeling this way.

Uh-Uh, if you're thinking that I'm eyeing mountains of red packets.

Not this time.

I'm not being skeptical here. Matter of fact, red packets are somehow "depreciating" every year.

So, I wouldn't be expecting any change either.

Then, just what is all these hustling and bustling all about?

LOL. Beats me.

Anyway, forgive me for my bo-liao-ness.

I just had to let the whole world know, THAT I CAN'T FREAKING wait for that big day.

The 9th of February.

Hooray! Exactly 1 more month. *grins*


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2004 had been a year of highs and lows, ups and downs, in and out, internal and external, blah blah blah for me.

There were times...

There were times I was on cloud nine, seventh heaven.

There were times I needed to dig a hole and bury my head in it.

There were times where love came knocking at my door.

There were times where love seemed to dissipate into the air.

There were times where money kept rolling in.

There were times I had to dig deep into my pockets.

There were times I could see where I was heading.

There were times I felt lost and helpless.


Tell me, have you ever loved and lost somebody?
Wished there was a chance to say, "I'm sorry".

I did. In 2004.

Have you ever felt your heart was breaking?
Looking down the road you should be taking.

I did too. In 2004.

And yes, I loved and lost, the day I let her go.


"The day of yesterday cannot be retained."
"The day of tomorrow comes troubles and pain." (Eddy's methodology)

Anyhow pom one. I also don't know what the hell am I talking. The day of yesterday? Can't we just simply say yesterday? Haha...

Pardon me, having mixed emotions now. Shall retire in and blog again soon.

Whatever it is, I hereby wish a happy 2005 ahead for all my fellow friends. May it be a year of smooth sailing and good health and wealth.

2004 is history. Fuck 2004.

Here comes oh-mighty 2005.
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Meet the Fockers.

One word.


Hilarious.


Advice?

Two words.


MUST WATCH.


Went to Junction 8 with Samuel yesterday afternoon to catch it. Didn't expect much from it initially.

In the end, I came out of the cinema, very much a satisfied man.

Why satisfied?

1. Very funny. In relevance to humour, it's definitely on par with Stephen Chow's "KUNG FU".

No doubts about that.

2. Plot. Good storyline, excellent individual acting of the different characters in it.

3. All u guys out there who haven't watch it must be expecting either Ben Stiller and/or Robert De Niro to be doing all those funny scenes to infuse a sense of humour in the show to entertain viewers.

HA! Not quite right. Albeit we can't deny that they play a part.

Then who is the real laughing stock?

Well, go watch it. It wouldn't be fun if I reveal any more details,

ashhhhhh-holees (For those who know what it means.) *winks*


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Anyone watched Top Fun aka "Huan Le Dian Feng" yesterday night on channel 8?

For those who've seen it. You would have witnessed the clown of clowns making a fool of himself. Who is this clown then?

Just for the benefit for those who are unaware of what I'm saying here.

Do you remember seeing a guy, 28 years old, wearing a yellow swimming trunk appearing on Singapore Idol in the episode specially made to show Singapore some funny moments that took place in auditions?

Have you all ever noticed a guy somewhere outside TANGS located in Orchard walking around, pulling girls over to one side telling them he would like to trim their eyebrows to make them look more beautiful at $10?

Yes Yes... its Singapore's one and only, our super hero, Mr. Steven Lim.

The clown who vowed to entertain people all his life not knowing that through his "supposed" entertainment, comes absolute irritation.

Well, maybe there's still a handful of his fans out there. Individuals who LOVED his "irritation".

Sorry for insulting your Idol. :)

I shan't elaborate any further. People who wish to know more about him can kindly visit his website at http://www.stevenlim.net

I promise you readers, that you will know exactly what kind of a person he is.

His personality, his character, his everything.

Enjoy.

Fock the Focking Fockers :)
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