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Joke of the day!


A Singaporean was on holiday in Malaysia. He was having his coffee, croissants, bread, butter & jam at the hotel's coffee house. A Malaysian man who was chewing gum, sat down next to him & started a casual conversation.

Malaysian : "You Singaporeans eat the whole bread?"

Singaporean : "Of course."

Malaysian : "We don't. In Malaysia, we only eat what's inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle it, transform them into croissants & sell them across to Singapore..."

The Malaysian then had a smirk on his face while the Singaporean listened in silence.



Malaysian : "Do you eat the jam with the bread?"

Singaporean : "Of course."

Malaysian (chuckling) : "We don't.. In Malaysia, we eat fresh fruits for breakfast, then we put all the peels, seeds & other left-overs in a container, recycle them, transform them into jam, before we sell it across to Singapore..."



This time, the Singaporean retorted: "Do you have sex in Malaysia?"

Malaysian : "Why, of course we do!"

Singaporean : "Do you wear protection."

Malaysian : "Of course! We wear condoms."

Singaporean : "And what do you do with the condoms once you've used them?"

Malaysian : "We throw them away, of course."

Singaporean : "We don't. In Singapore, the government secretly puts them in a container, recycles them, melt them down into chewing gums & sell them across to Malaysia, & that's the real reason why we banned chewing gum in Singapore."


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Now we know why the government DIE DIE don't wanna sell chewing gum in Singapore. Muahaha... :D
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.:nitekidScrewed at 7:18 PM:.
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Weeee... Man U rocks!

Btw... its Manchester United 2-0 Arsenal.

Hee... something for Man U fans to grin about. Ah... the taste of revenge is sweet. For those who recalled last season's fixture at Old Trafford too. The score was 0-0, courtesy of a Ruud Van Nistelrooy missed penalty. And boy... did those Arsenal players react "hooliganly" the moment the ball was thundered against the post and quickly swept out of play by dunno which Arsenal defender. They gathered around him, scowled, shoved, and mocked at his miss. If that wasn't bad enough, one of them still pushed him to the ground. Gosh...

Holy fucken shit. Professional footballers, for a renowned club behaving like this? Many deemed this as the worse scene anyone had ever witnessed during a match. Totally intolerable and outrageous.

Well, there's a chinese saying "you yin bi you guo", u reaped what u sowed. Its true, and justice was done today. When Wayne Rooney was judged to have been tripped by Sol Campbell in the penalty area and the referee pointed to the spot immediately without hesitation, the stadium roared. Never mind if many argued that Rooney had dived. It ain't significant at all. The point is, its judgement day...

And who other than Mr. Ruud Van Nistelrooy to step out and take the penalty again. A deja vu I suppose...

Hands clasped, fingers crossed, and heartbeats stopped for a second. The whole stadium went into a moment of tranquility. They watched as Van Nistelrooy placed the ball on the spot and walked a few steps back waiting for the whistle to be blown.

PEE!

GOAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!! The frontman successfully sent the keeper the wrong way and the crowd instantly broke into cries of joy. And who would be more emotional than the striker himself. He skidded along the grass and knelt in front of the supporters, clenched his fists and cried aloud. "Ahhhhh!!!!!!!" Lol. I think it meant more to him than anyone else.

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Wayne Rooney wrapped the match by scoring from close range via a well-timed pass from Alan Smith.
Well it doesn't matter if he scored.
The plot had already been played.
The ending was already set.
And victory to the Red Devils!
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