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Alrite, lets talk about bad luck today.

Boy u gotta believe, that if u're really down on luck, (direct translation from the famous hokkien proverb Qi Jiao Bian Gong Kuey) "U feed bird also can become rooster."

Yeh. Its that bad.

Well, I've returned from Genting for some time already and didn't blog till now is because I was bedridden for the past few days. Feeble, having a slight fever and a fucking migraine that kept recurring whenever my head moves from a lower amplitude to a higher one. To make things worse, I experienced tremendous aching in the muscles in all parts of the body at night when I'm tucked in my oh-so-comfy bed. It was truly a nightmare. I suspect I had some viral infection but didnt seek medical assistance. In the end, I was homebound for 3 fucking days.

Damn! On a public holiday eve I am actually at home instead of drowning myself with cups of Martell cum coke, and having fun outside? U gotta be kidding man.


Bad luck.


Pls allow me to digress. I suddenly thought of commenting about medical assistance. How many times outta 10 would u dare say that u're truly sick when u're consulting a doctor? 1? 2? All? Tsk tsk... for me, its 1 outta 10.
Hmm... I smell truancy. = p

Back on track, I actually managed to sneak into the gargantuan casino at Genting hotel. I was like WAHhhhhhhHHhHh the moment I passed the security site. Its really HUGE compared to the cruise casino that I used to go.

Well, this might sound contradicting, I succeeded in escaping the jaws of getting caught by those oh-so-fierce guards when I'm underage and I call this unlucky? No, I didnt type wrongly, read on...

I befriended a couple on the tour bus and we agreed to stick together thruout the stay. Apparently, the guy is 4 years older than me and his gf is of the same age as mine. LOL. But we felt comfortable with each other la. So everything was fine.

When night fell, the 2 girls went to do their own shopping while the 2 of us tackled the casino by storm. Haha... we decided on forking out 200RM each cos thats all I have, making up 400RM in total for our capital.

We went to the Black Jack's section and settled there. Initially, we kept winning. We always got 19, 20 or 21 points. God knows, our luck took a dramatic U turn. The winning streak turned to a losing one.

We got 20 points but the banker got 21.
we got 21 points, and yet again, the banker pulled of a stunt by getting Black Jack.


Bad luck.


What to do? We were getting more and more agitated by the moment. In the end, we were each left with a 100RM. Fuming already, we couldn't care any less and tossed the final 2 100RM chips onto the table.

The banker dealed the cards...

*drums roll*

YES! We got an "Ace" for the first card. In our hearts, we were crying out harmoniously.

"AH PEK! AH PEK! AH PEK! AH PEK! AH PEK! AH PEK!

The banker flipped open the second card for us.

"Ace" again!!!!!

By singaporeans style, we should have jumped up in joy, savouring the moment we got a "BAN BAN" right?

TRIPLE LEHX!!

Yeh dream on.

Theres no such thing as "BAN BAN" in casinos. U either split or take it as 2 points.

Of cos la, anybody in the right frame of mind would have chosen spilt ma, if 2 Ah Pek come u get paid 4 times ma. Right?

Yeah... we digged into our pockets and stared at each other for a moment...

"Hahahahahahaha, BO LUI AH!" (No money)

"Song bo! We no money spilt lehx!"

Just for consumers info, in order to split, u have to place another additional amount depending on how much u've bet. In this case, we have to come up with another 200RM.

Great! We were broke. How on earth we dig out another 200RM? What the fuck? What we gonna do? We were like cursing and swearing, but there was nothing we could do but acknowledge the cards as 2 points so the banker could continue dealing.

"Sir no split?"

*shows a passing hand sign* (meaning no)

Banker deals cards...

First one, QUEEN OF HEARTS!

"wahhhhh" Everyone on the table chorused.

"Stay or pull Sir?" The banker asked.

*taps the table indicating a pull*

QUEEN OF SPADES!

This time round, a much much louder "WAhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" from the crowds.

"Too much, 22 points", The banker hastily swept our chips aside.

We stoned for a moment, before my friend blurted out,

"KAN NI NA, SIBEI SUEY LEHX!"

And he continued to curse and curse as we made our way back to the hotel room. Can u believe this? If we had splitted, we would have paid 4 times more already, as we would have 2 Black Jacks. Wtf is going on man?


SUPER bad luck.


Very tired. Turning in. Nites everyone!
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.:nitekidScrewed at 3:32 AM:.
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