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Joke of the day!


A Singaporean was on holiday in Malaysia. He was having his coffee, croissants, bread, butter & jam at the hotel's coffee house. A Malaysian man who was chewing gum, sat down next to him & started a casual conversation.

Malaysian : "You Singaporeans eat the whole bread?"

Singaporean : "Of course."

Malaysian : "We don't. In Malaysia, we only eat what's inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle it, transform them into croissants & sell them across to Singapore..."

The Malaysian then had a smirk on his face while the Singaporean listened in silence.



Malaysian : "Do you eat the jam with the bread?"

Singaporean : "Of course."

Malaysian (chuckling) : "We don't.. In Malaysia, we eat fresh fruits for breakfast, then we put all the peels, seeds & other left-overs in a container, recycle them, transform them into jam, before we sell it across to Singapore..."



This time, the Singaporean retorted: "Do you have sex in Malaysia?"

Malaysian : "Why, of course we do!"

Singaporean : "Do you wear protection."

Malaysian : "Of course! We wear condoms."

Singaporean : "And what do you do with the condoms once you've used them?"

Malaysian : "We throw them away, of course."

Singaporean : "We don't. In Singapore, the government secretly puts them in a container, recycles them, melt them down into chewing gums & sell them across to Malaysia, & that's the real reason why we banned chewing gum in Singapore."


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Now we know why the government DIE DIE don't wanna sell chewing gum in Singapore. Muahaha... :D
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.:nitekidScrewed at 7:18 PM:.
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